eccentricAlienate [AE] began trolling wilderedSuitor [WS]

EA: <#!-- hello dejinn! --#>
EA: <#!-- have i ever told you how much i loved your acting in your last feature film? --#>
EA: <#!-- heard i wasn’t the only one! you were highly acclaimed by the critics all around primaris II --#>
EA: <#!-- it’s almost like you were born to play that role! --#>
EA: <twirls hair>
WS: Go straight to the point, Daezon
EA: <#!-- aw man, why would you assume i'm talking to you because i have ulterior motives? --#>
EA: <#!-- can’t i just gush about how much i love my very famous and popular acquaintance and his work! --#>
EA: <#!-- you're easily the most successful troll i've met --#>
EA: <#!-- so, why is it so hard to believe i'm a true and honest fan? --#>
WS: Hm, maybe because I don't reca11 the last time we talked since the soc-rejects club imploded
WS: Happy to know you’re we11 versed with my filmography, though
EA: <#!-- because, unlike the rest of the leeches, i actually do watch movies! --#>
EA: <#!-- good ones! --#>
WS: Tick tock, Tah88i
EA: <sigh>
EA: <#!-- okay so, do you remember back in the leeches days --#>
EA: <#!-- we were working on a project prior to our disbanding? --#>
EA: <#!-- More like, RIGHT before disbanding --#>
WS: "Sgrub", was it?
EA: <#!-- mhmm --#>
WS: I do. My involvement on it was non-existent, though
WS: Hmmm, I wonder whyyyy
EA: <#!-- yeaaaaah, sorry about that. --#>
EA: <#!-- i know dulcan and kimaiz aren't exactly the best project managers or… the best at being nice and considerate and recognize others' hard work --#>
WS: So, that's why they sent you instead
WS: I thought Dulcan would have the shame orbs to ask me for favors, y’know, like in the g99d old times
WS: I was mistaken, eh
EA: <#!-- yes and no --#>
EA: <#!-- yes because if they came instead of me, you'd have forfeited in a heartbeat --#>
WS: Oh, how are you so suuuure about that?
EA: <#!-- i’m not done --#>
EA: <#!-- second because i really want this, you have no idea --#>
EA: <#!-- and dulcan doesn’t like taking orders and i think taking orders is kimaiz’ fetish and i’m not participating on that --#>
WS: We11 you weren't wrong, I would have probably reacted that way. Now you’ve clarified
WS: If there’s something I dislike more than guys that get bo55ed around, is guys that gets bo55ed around by ladies
WS: No offense
WS: I hope you have something for me t99
EA: <#!-- what'd you mean? --#>
WS: I'm expecting to be repaid for this, I don't work for fr33
WS: These are my terms
EA: <#!-- i… --#>
EA: <#!-- okay, how much do you want. --#>
WS: It's not "how much I want" but rather "what I want", do11y.
EA: <#!-- so… what do you want then --#>
WS: I'11 work alone, and none of you wi11 bother me
EA: <#!-- that's all? --#>
EA: <#!-- because, the way you phrased it… seemed like you wanted something else --#>
WS: Yes, that's a11. Pre77y straightforward, huh?
WS: Maybe you could learn something from me
EA: <#!-- alright mr. Smuggy Pants, you'll work alone --#>
WS: That's what I like to hear
WS: So what's the gig
EA: <#!-- kimaiz is already working on the coding and everything necessary to make a stable alpha, that we should have done in the next 28 hours --#>
WS:Hm, that's an interesting deadline. Is it for a competition?
EA: <#!-- no, it's because the world is going to end tomorrow --#>
WS: C99l.
EA: <#!-- i'm helping out kimaiz, setting up the user interface to make it intuitive and user friendly. --#>
EA: <#!-- so anyone running this program would be able to tell what to do without any indications to speed things up. --#>
WS: Woah, can you rea11y do that?
EA: <#!-- i can do anything if i'm given the opportunity! --#>
WS: Sw33t.
EA: <#!-- you'll be in charge of all the network setup of this thing, it'll make Kimaiz' job a hundred times easier. --#>
EA: <#!-- (even though he doesn't want to admit it) --#>
EA: <#!-- it's a p2p program, so it shouldn’t be hard on your end --#>
WS: Gotcha
WS: I'11 send the pu11 request when I'm on my PC