eccentricAlienate [AE] began trolling wilderedSuitor [WS]

EA: hello dejinn!
EA: have i ever told you how much i loved your acting in your last feature film?
EA: heard i wasn’t the only one! you were highly acclaimed by the critics all around primaris II
EA: it’s almost like you were born to play that role!
EA: <twirls hair>
WS: Go straight to the point, Daezon
EA: aw man, why would you assume i'm talking to you because i have ulterior motives?
EA: can’t i just gush about how much i love my very famous and popular acquaintance and his work!
EA: you're easily the most successful troll i've met
EA: so, why is it so hard to believe i'm a true and honest fan?
WS: Hm, maybe because I don't recall the last time we talked since the soc-rejects club imploded
WS: Happy to know you’re well versed with my filmography, though
EA: because, unlike the rest of the leeches, i actually do watch movies!
EA: good ones!
WS: Tick tock, Tahbbi
EA: <sigh>
EA: okay so, do you remember back in the leeches days
EA: we were working on a project prior to our disbanding?
EA: More like, RIGHT before disbanding
WS: "Sgrub", was it?
EA: mhmm
WS: I do. My involvement on it was non-existent, though
WS: Hmmm, I wonder whyyyy
EA: yeaaaaah, sorry about that.
EA: i know dulcan and kimaiz aren't exactly the best project managers or… the best at being nice and considerate and recognize others' hard work
WS: So, that's why they sent you instead
WS: I thought Dulcan would have the shame orbs to ask me for favors, y’know, like in the good old times
WS: I was mistaken, eh
EA: yes and no
EA: yes because if they came instead of me, you'd have forfeited in a heartbeat
WS: Oh, how are you so suuuure about that?
EA: i’m not done
EA: second because i really want this, you have no idea
EA: and dulcan doesn’t like taking orders and i think taking orders is kimaiz’ fetish and i’m not participating on that
WS: Well you weren't wrong, I would have probably reacted that way. Now you’ve clarified
WS: If there’s something I dislike more than guys that get bossed around, is guys that gets bossed around by ladies
WS: No offense
WS: I hope you have something for me too
EA: what'd you mean?
WS: I'm expecting to be repaid for this, I don't work for free
WS: These are my terms
EA: i…
EA: okay, how much do you want.
WS: It's not "how much I want" but rather "what I want", dolly.
EA: so… what do you want then
WS: I'll work alone, and none of you will bother me
EA: that's all?
EA: because, the way you phrased it… seemed like you wanted something else
WS: Yes, that's all. Pretty straightforward, huh?
WS: Maybe you could learn something from me
EA: alright mr. Smuggy Pants, you'll work alone
WS: That's what I like to hear
WS: So what's the gig
EA: kimaiz is already working on the coding and everything necessary to make a stable alpha, that we should have done in the next 28 hours
WS: Hm, that's an interesting deadline. Is it for a competition?
EA: no, it's because the world is going to end tomorrow
WS: Cool.
EA: i'm helping out kimaiz, setting up the user interface to make it intuitive and user friendly.
EA: so anyone running this program would be able to tell what to do without any indications to speed things up.
WS: Woah, can you really do that?
EA: i can do anything if i'm given the opportunity!
WS: Sweet.
EA: you'll be in charge of all the network setup of this thing, it'll make Kimaiz' job a hundred times easier.
EA: (even though he doesn't want to admit it)
EA: it's a p2p program, so it shouldn’t be hard on your end
WS: Gotcha
WS: I'll send the pull request when I'm on my PC