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shortlivedNihilism [SN] began trolling bulldozeCarrier [BC]
SN: Dulcan
SN: Dulcnannn
SN: ,
SN: pleas e responD
SN: oh goD oh lorD
BC: {Cladem?}
BC: {Sakes alive, the sun just set.}
BC: {Why are you even awake @ this hour?}
SN: i was wokrign
SN: i was workiing on a project ror skerrt
SN: the my co,putr e xploDeD
SN: anD thwn i woke u p anD i hearD ,ore voices
BC: {Oh no, not the voices.}
SN: anD one f them tolD me to to look a the sky throygh my winDo w
SN: anD i hsD more visions flahsing before my eyes
SN: anD then i fai,tteD again anD woke up bt
BC: {FINE.}
BC: {First of all, why don't you first try to settle down, your messages are unreadable.}
BC: {Second, we have been over these "visions" you have ONE BAJILLION TIMES.}
BC: {They never happen, why would this time be different?}
SN: they haven’t happeneD yet…
SN: bt they willl
SN: anD i wanteD t warn you before they Do
SN: ii Don't want anything to happen to you or anyone i know
BC: {Sigh.}
BC: {Look, all your fiddle does is make up scenarios that won't happen but you're so attached to the SPECULATIVE POTENTIAL of them PROBABLY happenin' that it's impossible for you to carry on a healthy lifestyle like this.}
BC: {That's not good for you, lass.}
SN: no you're wrong
SN: they are real
BC: {You haven't ever managed to prove they weren't a drill.}
SN: because it's
SN: it's harD okay
SN: i Don’t know how i supposeD to prove somethign like this…
SN: it's not easy when there's noboDy backing me up…
SN: anD i'm so so so worrieD for everyone
SN: i Don't think i'll forgive myself if something happens to you
SN: but i Don't know what i can Do to make you trust me
BC: {You have my trust, allow me to elaborate better.}
BC: {It's like a fire alarm; you are surprised, afraid even, when you hear it for the first time. But when it goes for too long & there's no smoke or fire near, yet the alarm doesn't cease drillin' one's think pan. Everyone assumes that it's broken so it gets dismantled.}
BC: {You get me now?}
SN: so…
SN: you're saying i'm going to get DismantleD? D:D
BC: {What I'm sayin' is that you cry awoobeast every other damned spin of the season & that's why your word is hard to believe, specially when you don't give an estimated time for these things.}
BC: {All you say it's that they're goin' to happen "soon".}
BC: {Well then, how soonish is "soon".}
SN: i'm sorry i can’t really tell
SN: i just try to figure out what i can grasp from them
SN: the voices starteD out very quiet… i coulD barely hear them
SN: but as time went by they became more clear anD annoying
SN: but they’re still so vague
SN: i Don't know what to Do about this
BC: {Sadly, troll science hasn't evolved past to treat the evils of the sponge.}
BC: {I'm sure if you ignore them, they'll go away.}
SN: you
SN: you think so?
BC: {Well, it's there anythin' else you can do @ this point?}
SN: no…
SN: i Don't think so
BC: {Then that settles it.}
BC: {I'll go back to my hive now, been waitin' for the seasonal predators to show up & attempt to devour my cattle.}
BC: {But turns out it was another false alarm.}
SN: they're there actually, toDay they're going to kill all your cows
BC: {Well, good luck with that. I'm so tired, I'll go back to my respiteblock.}
BC: {See you Cladem.}
SN: bye
bulldozeCarrier [BC] ceased trolling shortlivedNihilism [SN]